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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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