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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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