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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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