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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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