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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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