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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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