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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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