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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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