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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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