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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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