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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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