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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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