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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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