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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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