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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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