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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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