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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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