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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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