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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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