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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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