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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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