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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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