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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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