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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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