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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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