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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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