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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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