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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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