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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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