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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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