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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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