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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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