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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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