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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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