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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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