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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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