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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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