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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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