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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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