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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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