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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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