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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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