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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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