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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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