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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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