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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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