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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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