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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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