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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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