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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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