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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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