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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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