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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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