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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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