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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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