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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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