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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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