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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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