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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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