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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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