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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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