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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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