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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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