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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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