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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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