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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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